"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
Isn’t that Hillary Duff?
When you hit the blunt before you go on the air…
Mom… dad… I’m moving out
WHAT did they find in that pool
I AM ABOUT TO LOSE IT
WHAT ON EARTH
They sound like they from Lafayette
parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*
Italian contemporary artist Livio Scarpella series ‘Ghost Underground’ (Bless Soul / Soul Damned) : Inspired by the works of Rococo sculptor Antonio Corradini’s (1668-1752) veiled ladies.
These are unreal.
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker