spangefucker:

do u ever just think what would have happened if u lived closer to someone

mississippisunshine:

onlylolgifs:

daddy makes the perfect bun

omg this is the cutest thing

You wake up next to a dude can't remember but he's hot af
Anonymous

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

latteos:

latteos:

I just walked past someone really hot lord help me

It was a mirror. Self confidence is key kids

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

How are you pretty even w/out makeup? I hate you..
Anonymous

gah

When I cheat on my tree bf
me: I'm sorry babe I love u
bf: just go. leaf.