Come on, honey, this house is a fresh start for our family!
White dads in horror stories (via mashamorevna)

stability:

fuckinq:

how do i stop liking assholes

maybe stick to vaginal & oral for a little 

grasslilly:

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking


?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god

grasslilly:

hi:

my moms been talking to me for 20 minutes about responsible decisions to make when I move away for school tomorrow so I started building a wall of Kraft Dinner in between us and she’s still talking

?? who’s taking the picture? he set up a camera, turned on a timer, and his mom still didn’t notice?? this is the most half assed shit i’ve ever seen on this website yet you’re all still reblogging it. god

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

raw

poopflow:

this vine is unholy

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

allmonds:

Those 100 calorie snack packs mean nothing to me because I always eat like 3

1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm